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makes it 10 times hotter. 

makes it 10 times hotter. 

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"Young writers should read books past bedtime and write things down in notebooks when they are supposed to be doing something else."
Lemony Snicket  (via allahu—akbar)

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Reverse the rolls, and the names. Make she a he. My life. OMG wait this isn’t new to me, this was my life for the last 4 months of that, and it’s my life now. I’m on a roll! Don’t stop me now or anything!

Reverse the rolls, and the names. Make she a he. My life. OMG wait this isn’t new to me, this was my life for the last 4 months of that, and it’s my life now. I’m on a roll! Don’t stop me now or anything!

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I do this with my boobs all day long! Best feeling ever. 

I do this with my boobs all day long! Best feeling ever. 

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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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Oh so all i have to do is call up Tim, tell him to put back on his garters and make me a man. Except this time I’m going to give him some pointers ‘cause Rocky wasn’t my kind of man. 

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1013corpses:

I swear to God girl you're never gonna regret this.

Close your eyes, this will only take a second. (x)

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I shouldn’t be complaining, I mean the universe fucks me everyday. 

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